Python is looking for masochists for who are down to play 2v2 Crimea Army Cap for us in Clan League.

the downside is that, in exchange, you'll become a member of Python - the best clan in Warzone at coming second in Clan League. Also, our leader alexclusive may or may not write you a poem - possibly while wearing underpants on his head.

reply here, or DM me or Falstaff if you're interested. ideally with proof that you enjoy doing really painful things to yourself.

yours painfully, Quick

id play you if alexclusive writes a poem with Masters Underwear on his head

Can you believe he did that because he was told to be less funny than me in the council chat?

no i cant believe it

he also unsuccessfully tried to assault me along the way

There’s a snake in my boot!

I though that Georgia AC is my least favourite strategic template. With the introduction of Crimea AC, I would like to say that Crimea AC would be the new least favourite one, but then I would have to acknowledge that it is strategic.

Edited 2023-11-17 13:29:32

Is that an application?

I have not yet signed up for CL17 for no clan!

>:

I will probably play that piece of crap for my clan, so no.