meh bro we will bury the bodies they will never know

I heard someone said I’m the best rapper on here.

Duh Sherlock that’s no mystery, it’s crystal clear.

For real, I am like a old man amongst you babies.

Y’all were born after the start of new-heart Dick Cheney.

If you want to post here, that comes at a price,

once you start shitposting there is no return,

off-topic will swallow you and never let go,

so make your choice wisely, don't give me your soul.

You're just little fish here, naively you think

that you can compete with me, no ever one has,

much to learn you yet have, but never you will,

this forumz is my home and you're just a guest.

A Fish I Am Or So You Say

But Too Bad For Everyone The Only Fish Here Is You

And Unlike You I DO Have A Identity

I Identify As An European Map

{Cursona is definitely winning)

(make a new one when Found)

(copyrighted by ERB)

Edited 2020-04-22 10:17:18

Might want to cite epic rap battles of history as your source there @goralgn

Advice of the day: Don't plagiarise

Edited 2020-04-22 09:51:35

i need to make sure i dont use others peoples work even though i didnt know they existed got it


(im kinda salty because i thought finally i wrote a good rap but no someone else did it first and they did it better)

Edited 2020-04-22 10:12:13

Found it damn


marcus was right thats nearly excactly the same line my bad


michael jordan vs muhammad ali is the rap btw

Edited 2020-04-22 09:53:37

LND Hows Cursona winning

He only did a verse but that was duck

Are You Really Awarding That

Cmon Man At least read the others

(I did read the others, Cursona's has the best meter and rhyme - half of yours don't even have assonance!)

LND That true

i got less rhyme than a diswashed radio

maybe i should stop myself

but duck that i wont stop anytime soon

(Keep going, by all means. But the more effort you put into actually making it work the more fun for everyone else)

This Entire Thread IS Made For Fun

Cmon Why Dont You Join And have Fun

We Got People From Around The World From U.S.A To Kazakistan

Hop On The Hype Train Bro We Will Help You Here

i am looking at the Angels

who look like the Athletics

Whom Resemble The Rangers

But None Of Them are The Mariners

Edited 2020-04-22 10:55:16

Gray, white, black, like a Weed

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a feed.

I can't take the War, can't take the box.

I woulda tried to walk I guess I got no equinox.

I'm rappin' to the snap,

And I'm gonna move your map.

Yea, yaz, in a Warzone state of mind

A green heart is quite the part.

When I was young my mom had a breed.

I was kicked out without no lead.

I never thought I'd see that screed.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my mom's read.

Hope the hats got some flats.

My bats don't like no dirty caveats.

Run up to the spats and get the stats.

In a Warzone state of mind.