Rule 1: Never expect games to play out the way you want
Rule 2: Don't actually expect people to read rules
Rule 3: Never trust anyone when they tell you their income
Rule 4: Always gangbang France
Rule 5: Defense only makes sense if other people are also attacking the other person
Rule 6: Never pick Poland
Rule 7: Never give Falkland Islands to Argentina
Rule 8: Any war can be justified if enemy oppresses Russian minority, only works for Russia
Rule 9: War can be justified if someone else already declared on them

Rule 10:Expect for it to end the same date of the next year.